i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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