so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's rum buckets o'clock
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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