So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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