the new term for farting is butt boxing.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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