Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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