I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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