My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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