youre lurking in front of me
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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