so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.