When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial