I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize