I skipped work to stalk him.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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