Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Success! We fucked roommates!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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