i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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