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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just remember telling jokes while vomitting

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon

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• (903): View more from Texas

  One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.

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  Is that what happened to my face?!

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am

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  It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.

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