I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."