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• (406): View more from Montana

  my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.

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