it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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