Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Welp...herpes.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
