Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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