Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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