The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Randomize
