Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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