just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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