we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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