fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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