i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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