He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So. Much. Porn.
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