I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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