She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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