Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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