white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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