Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i barfeds in our rink
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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