69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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