so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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