Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
