Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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