the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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