This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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