You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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