woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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