Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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