I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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