I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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