so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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