hotel room ftw
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think my moral compass just broke
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
You left your phone here
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