if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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