Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I understand Curling. That high.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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