Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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