physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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