It's like God shit irony all over that family
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Holy sore nipples Batman
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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