It's just like the Real World with babies
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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