I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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