Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
