I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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