just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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