umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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