Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What drink are we having for lunch?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I am naked and annoyed.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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